Sweet Home Alabama

Last year America’s finest news source broke the story that a leading public relations firm had advised the United States to cut ties with Alabama.

At this time, we believe it’s in America’s best interests to discontinue its relationship with Alabama,” said Hill & Knowlton senior partner Dylan Feldstone, adding that the United States and Alabama were “heading in two different directions right now.” “Please note that we are not saying there is anything wrong with Alabama. It’s just that as the United States works to maintain and strengthen its worldwide reputation, we believe it is everyone’s best interests if it parts ways with the state.

“We’re certain the state of Alabama will understand this,” Feldstone continued. “They know how these things work.”

Then this esteemed news organization offered this video to elaborate:

The story got local attention in Alabama as well.

We await the expected reaction from the usual parties.