Meanwhile … In Other News July 3, 2013July 3, 2013Brooks D. Simpson John C. Pemberton decides to have a chat with Ulysses S. Grant. Share this:FacebookTwitterEmailLike this:Like Loading... Related
“Hey, man, what’s up?”
… pregnant silence …
“You know, I think I’m starting to miss Pennsylvania.”
John C. Pemberton: “…besides, I am a Northern man–I know my people. I know we can get better terms from them on Independence Day than on any other day of the year.”
Along with the “always bet against the side with the sharpest dress uniforms” trope, “always bet on the general who smokes cigars” is probably one to consider.
Along with “never get involved in a land war in Asia”…