Another Marvel in the Inbox

Every morning’s an adventure when I click on my inbox to see what’s there. Take this brilliant missive:

May 21, 2014

TO:  Department of History, Arizona State University

FROM:  Philip I, King of Virginia and Unofficial King

                 of Great Britain

For your information and for your historical archives … .

Yours Sincerely,

Philip Tinsley III, CC’85, YGS’93, House of York,

Stuart & Leicester (Lester)

—–

May 9, 2014

TO:  Bruce Bartlett, Author

FROM:  Philip Tinsley III, Honorable Discharge,

                  USAR, 22 NOV 1994

 I have begun to read your book, Impostor: How George W. Bush Bankrupted America and Betrayed the Reagan Legacy, and I must say that you are definitely on the right track, but you are really missing the entire forest for the trees, and I mean that politely … .

 History always repeats itself, however, most of the American public does not know thetrue history of the American Presidents, nor the true history of America, Itself ; it is something that you will not be able to read in any texts books or in the encyclopedias … .

First of all, it is important to note that George H.W. Bush was from the House of Hanover, English and German royalty … .  In Presidential Election 1988, Ben Bradlee attempted to exploit this fact in The Washington Post by publishing Bush’s and Quayle’s relation to Queen Elizabeth II.  Furthermore, Mr. Bradlee also pointed to the fact the George H.W. Bush was a member of the famous secret-society, Skull & Bones (Knights of The Templar) … .  Naturally, George W. Bush was admitted to Skull & Bones because of his father (see the movie, ANIMAL HOUSE, which starred John Belusi).  Second, it is important to note that the majority of the so-called conservative Republicans of the Bushes Administrations attended Ivy league schools, e.g. Yale, Harvard, Princeton, etc.  Third, I was so happy that you pointed out in your book that George W. Bush continued the crazyimmigration policy that was initiated by President William Jefferson Clinton (Blythe, see Thomas Jefferson’s descendants) who also attended Yale … .  Fourth, almost all of the cabinet members in the Clinton and Bush Administrations were young adults in the 1960’s and part of a plot that was born in the Ivy league out of what had occurred at Kent State … .  Finally, you should be able to see that not only was America being bankrupted by both political parties, Democrat and Republican, but both parties were/are working together to turn America into a communist country.  Vice-President Albert Gore Jr., a graduate of Harvard College and Harvard Law School, was going to double the number of Chinese people in this country and lift the trade embargos for communist China (see comments by Rep. Henry Hyde, The Washington Post); eight (8) years of this would have turned this nation into a communist nation, but no presidential candidate in the history of the U.S. has ever lost the U.S. Presidential Election, being 96 points ahead in the polls, prior to the election … that is where We come in.

It might be worthwhile to review the events that led up to Eisenhower becoming president of the U.S., over Thomas Dewey who beat him … .  Nevertheless, there is still enough documented history in this country (see Treaty of Lancaster, 1744Treaty of Paris 1783; and the Naturalization Act of 1870) to prove that the English Crown still controls the United States of America … I am related to President Abraham Lincoln whose father, Thomas A. Lincoln, English nobleman, married Sarah Bush (George H.W. Bush’s relative) in a second (2nd) marriage.

Yours Sincerely,

Philip Tinsley III, CC’85, YGS’93, House of York, Stuart &

Leicester (Lester), former member of The Republican Presidential

Legion of Merit

—–

Exhale.

 

11 thoughts on “Another Marvel in the Inbox

  1. rortensie May 22, 2014 / 8:40 am

    interesting…and I just get emails from British citizens stranded in Nigeria who cannot withdraw funds from their bank…

  2. neukomment May 22, 2014 / 8:51 am

    Have you forwarded this to The Onion? I am sure they will want to know… 😉

    • jfepperson May 22, 2014 / 11:12 am

      Oh.My.God.

      Somewhere a village is very happy to be missing its idiot …

      • PD June 1, 2014 / 3:57 pm

        I have never laughed so loud at a post. You are right: O.my.God.

  3. Will Hickox May 22, 2014 / 10:47 am

    It’s thoughtful of him to point out the correct pronunciation of Leicester in his titles.

  4. CMcWhirter May 22, 2014 / 12:16 pm

    Can we speculate how Lincoln would have reacted if someone had suggested his father was an “English nobleman”?

    • Joshism May 26, 2014 / 10:16 am

      And here I thought the wackiest theory about Lincoln’s parentage was him being the illegitimate son of John C. Calhoun!

  5. C. Meyer May 23, 2014 / 1:37 pm

    Wow…at first I thought this was more of Carl Roden’s Fan Fiction…but no kids were involved

  6. Ken Noe May 23, 2014 / 4:04 pm

    What surprises me is that this is your first encounter with him.

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