Frederick Douglass Is Making a Comeback

One way to make America great again is by recognizing the greatness in America’s past. Of course, some people continue to do a great job, according to President Donald J. Trump:

Press secretary Sean Spicer elaborated as only he can:

I await the usual protests of political correctness from Virginia Whine Country. Fake history? Yup. Not that it bothers him (perhaps because it’s about a black person? Perhaps because he doesn’t know it’s fake?). His concerns are different. As he has admitted: “I’ve been ranting and raving about rampant leftist indoctrination and political correctness in American colleges and universities for over 10 years now.” Ranting and raving … someone’s applying to be a spokesperson for the new administration, although that would force him to emerge from his safe space (note the silence about Trump’s prattling about the theater as a safe space).

Toughen up, butternut buttercup. You can dish it out, but boy, you can’t take it.


5 thoughts on “Frederick Douglass Is Making a Comeback

  1. Lyle Smith February 4, 2017 / 5:54 am

    I love Frederick Douglass. He was a fantastic American.

    • John Foskett February 5, 2017 / 8:57 am

      “Was” or “is”? Really confusing. Maybe it’s an “alternative fact” that he’s still around..

  2. bob carey February 4, 2017 / 6:36 am

    He talks like Douglass is the doorman at Trump Tower. BTW that guy does do an amazing job.

  3. Lyle Smith February 4, 2017 / 9:25 am

    Hitler (there’s no evidence, but he just must have) also thought Frederick Douglass was a huge and fantastic American who did an amazing job. Hitler loved Frederick Douglass too.

  4. Shoshana Bee February 4, 2017 / 7:53 pm

    I am losing so much productivity at work due to the fact that I am trying to keep up with Frederick Douglass lives, and the Bowling Green deaths. I have had to add a new daily task for my assistant: The White House Blunder Brief. When I arrive at work, there is a bullet list with links to must-read articles. Now it only takes me two hours to catch up instead of half the day…and it starts all over again the next day. Trump & Co. need to give it a rest so I can get some work done.

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