Another Outrage Against Confederate Heritage?

Word comes via the gift that keeps on giving about the fate of a man who likes to play someone who gives out gifts …

Dear Compatriots, A couple of days ago I was told my position of Legendary Santa at the Children’s Museum of Richmond would be discontinued. I believe that the reason is due to my association with Confederate heritage groups. The assault on our love of our culture continues…

What would you ask Confederate Santa Claus to place under your Christmas tree … other than that Red Ryder BB Gun?